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This guy is lookig for a girl…please help him…

I found this when I was checking Craiglist..

This is what the ad says…

Hello gals of Mumbai and beyond …… I am looking for an obnoxious girlfriend for one week to restore my glee in being single. Nowadays I find myself in situations where mostly everyone I know is either married/engaged/in a relationship. I was content to be single for the last year but now that I have been exposed to all these happy-happy people in relationships, I’m starting to wonder big time if I need one too.

In my head, I know I don’t (actually I’m not sure …..hehe), but let’s make this solid with an experience. This is where you come in. I need you around for one week in the role of an awful, dreadful, terrible girlfriend to renew my so-called glee in being single.

“Sweetie” – my requirements of you:

-You are decently attractive…which means u can simply be the ordinary girl that we usually c around town. Sorry, but if this is to work out for me, you have to be a decently pretty girl who is nice to look at but a total b**** otherwise.

-Be extremely needy and deprived of any attention. Call me twenty seven times a day, checking where the hell I am, who the hell I’m with, what the hell am I doing etc.

-Have poor or for that matter no manners at all. When we go out together, I want you to not use your tissue or napkin, tip damn poorly or not at all, etcetera etcetera

-Stare at other guys when we’re out together. Bonus points for flirting with them.

-Don’t listen one bit when I talk, and interrupt me nearly everytime

-Wear hideously ugly n flashy clothes,

-Have totally absurd and wildly inaccurate info n data n unfounded opinions. It is your mission that you are right about freakin everything u say n do.

-Flick or rob something of mine. I will set out one predefined thing or article that you must steal from my place under any circumstances.

-Don’t be too bothered or upset when I end things after nearly a week (and part of this deal is that I (ME, MOI …..if u get what I mean) am the one to break things off). You assume and also know for sure what you’re getting into and do not form any love or awkward bond.

After the week is gone … we can either be friends and laugh hilariously about this, or we can pretend that we’ve never really met and ignore each other big time if we happen to meet in a public place.

So then …. What do you get out of this silly thingy?

At least 5 nights out (you pay your half, sorry. I am rich and well educated but still ! ). One stolen item (of my choosing). A good anecdote to tell people later. Contentment that you are also single. A super-duper chance to utter your malevolence. A dissatisfying rendezvous for both of us.

You’d be a total and absolute fool to pass up this grand opportunity!

and the guy is from Mumbai only…checkout the ad here

9 Comments

  1. 😆 The variety of human beings never fails to amaze me. 🙂

    BTW, Deep what were you looking for when you found this ad? 😀

  2. I was checking Mumbai section of craiglist..searched few things here and there and somehow found that listing in the results…

    Deep

  3. disgruntled in general 09-Feb-2006 at 12:07 am

    Sounds like every other girl from Bandra..:D Shouldn’t be too hard to find!! If I were 10 years younger I’d have applied…5 evenings of voicing unfounded opinions…too good to pass 🙂

    How do you find these characters??

    BTW, last night I found this posting…it was so hilarious…I HAVE to share it with everyone http://greatbong.blogspot.com/2005/09/mithunism-religion.html

    Enjoy!

  4. As mentioned earlier..i was searching something on craiglist and found that post 😀

    btw Mithun-da post was funny but good…

    Deep

  5. It is a site to post job / work requirements locally i.e. in your local areas like New York, Mumbai etc…

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