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Kambakht Ishq Movie Review..

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it that it’s gonna be Tashan Part II. But I never knew that after watching the movie, I would feel that Tashan was actually a better movie than Kambakht Ishq. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I hereby announce Kambakht Ishq as this year’s worst movie.. It left Chandni Chowk to China thousands of miles away…

So, let’s quickly move to the story.. Story? haha you must be kidding.. but still, let me try.. A guy and girl, who hate each other very much but eventually they end up falling in love with each other and get married..

Now, to cook up this 1 sentence story, they brought in Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor, Sylvester Stallone, Denise Richard, the great Javed Jafri (no I am not serious), Kirron Kher and the producer had some extra money in pocket, so they roped in non actors, Aftab Shivdasani & Amrita Rao too…

So, now what, they had some more extra money.. so they thought we can bring in Annu Maleeeeek (I am sorry about the spelling, he keeps changing it every now and then, I hope that’s the latest spelling) and Annu bhaiya ne de daala super duper music.

Okay now what else? Some funny stupid kissing scenes, some so called “stunts”, some pathetic plot where the lead actress, who happens to be a doctor, leaves her watch in the stomach of the lead actor (while operation) (and then the watch beeps in “om mangalayshloka every hour.. oh damn, what the hell is this..), so the lead actress tries every other possible thing to get the watch back and make sure that the lead actor doesn’t know about it and do not file any case against her.. but this so called “meri ghadi sirf meri hai” process ends up making both fall in love with each other and all that crap..

Each and every scene in the movie is predictable, infact, from the start of the movie, you can easily predict what’s gonna happen in the end..

The actors were forcing themselves to make everyone laugh, they succeeded in couple of scenes too but they failed miserably in other scenes.. Kareena Kapoor thought, her skin show would attract some eyebrows but she forgot, she was supposed to act too.. I have no idea what was Javed Jafri doing in the movie.. same for Kirron Kher.. she is such a good actress..

And why the hell there was need for Sylvester Stallone? Just to make him say Kambakht Ishq in Hindi? Even role of Denise Richard was a big joke..

In short, these guys had pockets full of money, so they decided to cast all good actors and asked them to act their worst.. and even these actors didn’t bother to read the script before signing the movie..

Pathetic, bakwaas movie.. don’t bother watching the movie.. If you really want to waste your time.. watch Tashan instead.. atleast it has some better songs..

Are you still expecting the rating from me? Hell no.. I want my money back first.. PATHETIC MOVIE..

32 Comments

  1. I feel, SRK is way ahead of him, it doesn’t matter if he has any hit movie or not.. but he has a different class.. I have never seen SRK getting into cheap slapstick comedy or say getting into unnecessary kissing scenes..

    SRK is a different kind of person.. no one can beat him..

  2. hahaha!! I knew it from the promo’s that this one was Chandni Chowk part 2 😀

    Tashan part 2? LOL!!

    I’d rather say that its Akshay’s_dud part 3 😀

  3. Thanks bro… was gonna watch it.. but I kinda like couple of songs.. “kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi” good dance number..

  4. “om mangalay” was a mobile ringtone! That explains. Sirjee how could i possibly ever pay you back for the amount on money you have saved me.

    My Saturday is saved 🙂 At least better to download and watch Transformers 2 (not released in my city).

  5. Was in a really really bad mood, had a fight with my boyfriend (well he refuses to watch bollywood cinema) and I desperately wanted to see Kambhakt Ishq. Anyway, I went with my friends, after a fight with him, but once in, I definitely forgot our nasty fight. I didn’t laugh this much even in Garam Masala or Golmaal(new 1).Kambhakt Ishq, great film what was amazing for me the brilliant cameo by Stallone. I want Stallone to now shift base to bollywood.

  6. Was in a really really bad mood, had a fight with my boyfriend (well he refuses to watch bollywood cinema) and I desperately wanted to see Kambhakt Ishq. Anyway, I went with my friends, after a fight with him, but once in, I definitely forgot our nasty fight. I didn’t laugh this much even in Garam Masala or Golmaal(new 1).Kambhakt Ishq, great film what was amazing for me the brilliant cameo by Stallone. I want Stallone to now shift base to bollywood.

    ^^^^^^
    Typical Girlie comment…looks like this movie is made to attract chicks with damaged brain…

  7. This is just one opinion, so don’t flop out Akshay. This movie is gonna be hit so don’t be so negative about it.

  8. Was in a really really bad mood, had a fight with my boyfriend (well he refuses to watch bollywood cinema) and I desperately wanted to see Kambhakt Ishq. Anyway, I went with my friends, after a fight with him, but once in, I definitely forgot our nasty fight. I didn’t laugh this much even in Garam Masala or Golmaal(new 1).Kambhakt Ishq, great film what was amazing for me the brilliant cameo by Stallone. I want Stallone to now shift base to bollywood.

    ^^^^^^
    Typical Girlie comment…looks like this movie is made to attract chicks with damaged brain…
    ===================================================
    wtf is this?????
    This is the review of the movie, not a place where you complain abt your boyfriend

    Neo is a noobish girl.

  9. It’s very nice movie. The chemistry bet’n them is awosme. I love kareena.

  10. I don’t know how I came across to this site a few months back. But, let me say – it was a good thing. You write good and with honesty.. plus, our interests align.

    Guys, check out indiafm.com reviews… u’ll LOL 🙂

  11. The review says much better about the movie than it should. I’d prefer to watch CC2C 10 more times than watching such a movie. Didn’t they find a better way to torture us? Akshay Kumar says that this is an ILLOGICAL film, so expect nothing but entertainment from it. ILLOGICAL- yes it is, ENTERTAINING- no way.

    A total waste of time, money and brains. Watch this only if you’re interested in nothing else but suicide.

    Just for the record- I do like Akshay Kumar….but this is unacceptable.

  12. haha…lolz..way to go deep…
    very very well written bro.. u save me dude…
    thanks a lot….

  13. Most reviews have been bad.. but the movie is a blockbuster.. Donno what’s wrong with the Indian public..

  14. I dont really watch Hindi movies much these days (only English) but enjoyed this movie and had some good laughs, especially when Akshay first hears the watch in his body ringing..it was so funny 😀

    And yes, I agree that there was no need in bringing Sylvester Stallone and Denise Richard into the movie.

  15. Aki is a bollywood king dan wat if his gud time is not going wait n see wats he can do in next movies dnt understimat aki is a gr8 actor

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